10 Pissed Off Newborns And Their Thoughts On Learning That They Will Be Overshadowed By The Royal Baby.

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“Let me the fuck back in!”

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“I will seriously cut you.”

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“You mean to tell me there’s another kind of crowning and that guy gets to do both? No fucking fair!”

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“You may be in line for the throne, but I was here first mother fucker, so you can get in line to be “awe’d” and “ooh’d” behind ME!” 

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“Suck on this, Cambridge.”

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“One shot, mother fucker. One.Shot.”

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“They told me life would be filled with disappointments, just thought I had a bit more time until my first one…”

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“Seriously, who the hell does this guy think he is? The Queen of England? Ahhh shit.”

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“Way to pull a Kanye. Asshole.”

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“C*nt.”